Quality versus Quantity

Today marked a day of eavesdropping into conversations to which I had no intention of being privy - though, I must admit they were entertaining...

The first conversation was between two jocks debating the age-old question of quality versus quantity with regards to S.E.X.
Apparently, one of the jocks (jock Quant) was experiencing a "recession" in his sexual encounters having [according to him, without exaggeration] had 2 sexual encounters a day to make approximately 15 in a week with his (one-time?) girlfriend. The second jock (jock Qual) was bemused by this number, finding it incredulous, and asked regarding the nature of the numerous encounters Quant experienced - he was obviously suggesting that while he, Qual, had fewer sexual encounters, they were a quality experience. [Author's note: At this point, I was feeling a headache coming on...] Quant then remarked that he cannot wait to get married because he has heard that the quality of the sexual encounter increases with marriage, but he wonders if he will have the same quantity to which he has grown accustomed to (if you have not been following reader, it is 15 times in a week). Qual stated the obvious question, "You want to get married for the quality, but are you telling me you would consider cheating on your wife to reap the quantity?" [Author's note: The throbbing was beginning to intensify...] At this point in their conversation, we parted ways, and I could not help but to break into laughter.